Your Website Sucks.

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. You can use fancy CSS to cause every element of your page to slide in, slide up, slide down, or spiral…
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There’s this TikTok of a guy trying to trade a “mystery box” for a $6.50 video game at a pawn shop. The shop owner says no - “can’t run a business on a…
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Let’s talk about SaaS. More specifically, let’s talk about these flat illustrated people that seem to find their way onto every SaaS website: They’re…
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Every single visitor to your site is a victory, and an opportunity. Out of all the queries they might have typed into the search engine, they chose one…
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This topic was generously suggested by Tom Kerwin in a conversation you can watch here. It’s so nice to bring order to chaos. Each element of your…
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We get it, you have a huge website with lots of pages. Your parents must be so proud. But here’s a little known internet fact: there’s no law saying…
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In other words, it’s wordy. I know your website visitors are smart. Possibly the smartest people in the world - after all, they’ve decided to learn more…
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It’s 2022 and I promise, no matter what your business: your customers use smartphones. So if you haven’t updated your styling since 1997, it’s time to…
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Through multiple miracles of technology, you can Swipe a credit card Get access to a personalization (p13n) platform Add their JavaScript snippet to…
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This topic was generously suggested by Viv Amatuzzi. Video is king, amirite? Seriously, we’re out here watching nearly six hours a day: With all those…
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Imagine you meet someone new and ask where they’re from. “Cincinnati,” they reply. “Oh, cool,” you say. “And what country are you from?” The…
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Imagine you’ve successfully bid your way to the first page of results for this tragically expensive query: You’re paying somewhere between $60 and $450…
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